i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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