I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
So vagazzling was a success
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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