I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Randomize
