What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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