On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
My vagina just clenched in fear
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Randomize
