Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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