Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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