Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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