You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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