just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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