Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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