Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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