I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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