6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
