It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Blood and glitter go together right?
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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