The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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