I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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