She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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