I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I need a beard to bite.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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