If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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