Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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