u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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