Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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