Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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