Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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