Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
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