how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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