Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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