Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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