But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Where is the hickey?
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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