Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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