i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
third nipple confirmed
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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