Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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