If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
A+ Viking dick
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
jump out the window naked night went bad
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