you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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