im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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