Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Come on in and take your pants off
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