At least make sure they are 18
Why
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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