So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
We are two peas in an std pod
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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