apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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