Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
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