i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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