READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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