So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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