found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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