And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
He felt like a one man threesome
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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