thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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