but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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