oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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