It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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